More tranny stories later!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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