dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have already put on my inside pants.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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