brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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