this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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