I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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