i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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