If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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