I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize