do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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