THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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