how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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