new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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