Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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