You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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