Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
