You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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