I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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