I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
whose parrot is this?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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