so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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