Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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