I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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