At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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