there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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