you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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