You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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you inspire me to be a worse person
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
How external is "for external use only"?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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