Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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