how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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