It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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