He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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