So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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