new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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