I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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