CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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