Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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