i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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