he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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