I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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