That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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