ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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