she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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