youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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