He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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