Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just had sex on a roof
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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