i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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