We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
