just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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