yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
