It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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