apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You are the jesus of drinking
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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