Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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