do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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