She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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