New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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