I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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