there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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