this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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