i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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